I was sitting next to a black man earlier when I noticed he had seven fingers.
I turned to him and said,”that’s amazing,I’ve never seen someone with seven fingers before”.
He looked up and said,”fuck off and let me eat my twix”.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
Not until now thanks it’s not like I have enough I’m imagining when I’m trying to fall asleep anyways
- me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day
- me: of a tough week
- me: of a bad month
- me: of a terrible year
- me: of a dreadful existence
When I Have Children Someday
- Old Woman: Oh how sweet the baby kicked I can feel it
- Self: Actually it's moshing. Hardcore moms, punk rock babies. You feel me?
- Self: *holds headphones to belly*
- Self: *sings good music to the baby*
- Self: *Buys hardcore baby clothes*
- Doctor: this is the most punk rock baby ever born, bless.
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
the fact that this many people know exactly what this means is heartbreaking.
this is so sad, i know exactly
All the time. Only self harmers know the true meaning behind this.